Awkwafina’s mismatched rap in the 2023 remake of The Little Mermaid is exactly like that ... who arrows the bows / The chatter all over the palace / Is that your Prince Eric is gonna propose.” ...

Obviously Disney opted for the happy ending. Disney’s "The Little Mermaid" debuts this weekend on the Palace stage under the direction of Clare Cooke with choreography by Kristi Wink.

The book describes him as being entertained by female slaves at his palace and his affections for the Little Mermaid are rather creepy. At one point, he even admits he loves her "as he would love ...