When Bob Hope’s wife asked him where he wanted to be buried, this was his funny answer. He was an incredibly popular actor, comic and entertainer in the 1940s, and he used his final moments to ...

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Bring the jolly this year with one of these funny Christmas quotes from comedians, movies and TV shows. Add these short sayings to cards or for Instagram.