1. "Let no man thirst for good beer." —Sam Adams. 2. "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis.

It's easy to have a good laugh on St. Patrick's Day, especially when you're guzzling down Guinness and getting your fill of Irish whiskey. However, even if you don't heavily drink on Mar. 17, you ...