BioWare originally announced the Garrus Body Pillow in 2014, not as a real product but rather as an April Fool's joke. The response was more excited than BioWare likely expected.

Bioware revealed its second Mass Effect character dakimakura, that is a body pillow case, and this time it feature Tali. People can immediately pick up the pillow case with the Quarian on it. It ...

Now, we have a body pillow case for Liara, who… well, she's just a hot blue lady. There's no joke here. Just $35 USD on the BioWare Gear store to cuddle up with a suggestively-posed image of ...

A new run of Mass Effect body pillow covers is in stock in the BioWare store, after "wave one" sold out at some point in the past. You can choose Garrus or Tali, both in similarly sultry poses.Not ...

BioWare Is Finally Selling Garrus Body Pillows On The Mass Effect Store Everyone's favorite Turian from Mass Effect is ready to meet you in bed. By Darryn Bonthuys on April 2, 2021 at 7:25AM PDT ...

To the uninitiated, a photo of an attractive alien lady may seem pretty rudimentary in comparison to other, more showy BioWare products like a Garrus Vakarian body pillow, but the photograph holds ...

Technically, BioWare is selling Garrus body pillowcases—pillow sold separately. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here’s how it works. Back on ...

Specs at a glance: Garrus Vakarian Body Pillow; Dimensions: 6'4", dreamy, lotsa scars, heavily armed: No, the PILLOW's dimensions: Oh. Uh, about 6' tall and rectangular—you know, pillow-shaped.

Fans of Mass Effect and Turian love interest Garrus Vakarian are in luck. The BioWare gear store has a body pillow cover for sale that shows the beloved squad mate in bed, in two different poses.

$30 can’t buy you much in 2019. Sure, it can buy you a smaller indie game or two. Maybe dinner for you and your sweetie. A gas tank? $30 just doesn’t go as far as it used to. Unless you’re a ...