We've long called it "Jerry Jones' Southern-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Salesman Gibberish Word Salad.'' And here we go ...

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones just muddied the waters regarding coach Mike McCarthy's future in his infamous "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' sort of way.

But to Jerry Jones? Nope. And nope ... with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' one can bear. Both takes are nonsense, of course - or should be.

Thanks to the failed Ezekiel Elliott experiment and Rico Dowdle set to hit free agency after a 1,000-yard season, the Cowboys ...

Deion Sanders has been linked to the Dallas Cowboys' head coaching vacancy, but just how real is the interest from Jerry Jones?

But to Jerry Jones? Nope. And nope ... with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Huckster Word Salad'' one can bear. Both takes are nonsense, of course - or should be.