Then you’re in need of a new outfit, beginning with a Simpsons-themed shirt, courtesy of the folks at Threadless, who are running a contest where guys like me (hey, I’m a guy like me!) can ...

Sort of, anyway. Homer is getting inducted into the Hall of Fame in a ceremony that will launch a yearlong “Homer at the Bat” display in Cooperstown, in honor of the episode’s 25th anniversary.