French MPs' voting to protect so-called meat words doesn't make much sense to anyone who eats. And really, burgers are not so French.

Sauce or sausage. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing! I always attempt to speak at least some French to try to initially get by in France.

Words like 'sausage', 'bacon' and steak will no longer be used to describe French plant-based products / Pic: GettyImages Peter Muller France will become the first country in the European Union to ban ...