These 50 funny food jokes and punny one-liners (that are clean enough for kids and adults alike) will give you something to laugh about, whether you're on a road trip, waiting in a checkout line, or ...

100 Food Jokes For Kids. Here are a few funny one-liners pertaining to food that kids would love to hear and share with their buddies and enjoy.

Best Corny Jokes. 1. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. 2. Why didn't the duck pay for the lip balm? He wanted to put it on his bill.