Dear Smiley: Reading stories of people eating pet food and other things by mistake reminded me of an incident in my youth. When I was about 12, my sister, Cheryl, was 14 — and in "love" for the ...

Well, I've gone and done it now — I've aroused the ire of the Zapp's potato chip people. I have visions of a clerk scanning my credit card and taking back my chips, snarling, "No Zapp's for you ...

Dear Smiley: Reading stories of people eating pet food and other things by mistake reminded me of an incident in my youth. When I was about 12, my sister, Cheryl, was 14 — and in "love" for the ...