So, I took matters into my own hands and bought the Oster Fast Feed hair clipper. It’s now been 10 years since I last paid for a haircut. That day was my senior prom; now I’m about to turn 30.

And the Oster Fast Feed hair clippers are the best home set I've found. They're barbershop-quality, sturdy, sharp and surprisingly quiet. And the price is reasonable, especially for the quality.