No, the "Napoleon Dynamite" crew didn't really shoot that cow in front of that school bus, as one charming Montana kid so politely asked. Yes, the final dance scene was filmed in just three takes ...

But of course they aren’t, which explains the safety barriers surrounding the dance floor and that lack of actual audio from the scene. After picking our jaws up off the floor we began to wonder ...

Nearly every scene provided a random assortment ... When the teenage rite of passage, the school dance, happens in Napoleon Dynamite, there’s plenty of room for comedy, but it’s relatively ...