You might think glow-in-the-dark tampons have no use beyond being handy in nighttime trips to the bathroom, but you'd be wrong. They're good for plumbing, too. In the UK, they're being used to ...

Be sure to add some lube to the inside and outside of ... to watch the glowing shaft disappear into the orifice. Use a black light to enhance the glowing effects, and consider wearing glow in the dark ...