Specs at a glance: Garrus Vakarian Body Pillow; Dimensions: 6'4", dreamy, lotsa scars, heavily armed: No, the PILLOW's dimensions: Oh. Uh, about 6' tall and rectangular—you know, pillow-shaped.

Technically, BioWare is selling Garrus body pillowcases—pillow sold separately. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here’s how it works. Back on ...

BioWare Is Finally Selling Garrus Body Pillows On The Mass Effect Store. Everyone's favorite Turian from Mass Effect is ready to meet you in bed. By Darryn Bonthuys on April 2, ...

Fans of Mass Effect and Turian love interest Garrus Vakarian are in luck. The BioWare gear store has a body pillow cover for sale that shows the beloved squad mate in bed, in two different poses.

The Mass Effect body pillow saga starts with a 2014 April Fools Day gag, in which BioWare joked that a full-sized Garrus pillow was available for purchase. This pillow was meant to be in the style ...

You Can Now Buy A Full-Body ‘Mass Effect’ Garrus Pillow. $30 can’t buy you much in 2019. Sure, it can buy you a smaller indie game or two. Maybe dinner for ...

A new run of Mass Effect body pillow covers is in stock in the BioWare store, after "wave one" sold out at some point in the past. You can choose Garrus or Tali, both in similarly sultry poses.Not ...

Shadowheart pillow or ... These Baldur's Gate 3 body pillows ... of Mass Effect - over the past few years, BioWare came out with some official novelty pillows featuring best alien boys Garrus and ...

If there's one thing that both Baldur's Gate 3 and its community share, it's an unabashed horniness. So it probably shouldn't surprise me that the inevitable arrival of body pillows based on the ...