From hall monitor to TV host, Eric Cartman has built quite the resume. ... Cartman begins hosting a video podcast called “Mad Friends,” a send-up of Jim Cramer’s CNBC program Mad Money.

It wasn’t a matter of if this would happen, but when. In a promo for the upcoming season of South Park, Eric Cartman strolls into an armory: “Yes, I would like 500-AK-47s please,” he says to ...