Nicolas Cage is set to star alongside Julianne Nicholson, Michael Cera and more in the upcoming A24 comedy Dream Scenario ... short beard and rectangular-lens glasses, his usual head of dark ...

Just do it. FYI some people find bald heads SEXY! Like, "OH SHIT – you lost all of your hair from the sheer testosterone surging through your thick man-veins? DAMN, DADDY. HERE ARE MY DIGITS.