Specs at a glance: Garrus Vakarian Body Pillow; Dimensions: 6'4", dreamy, lotsa scars, heavily armed: No, the PILLOW's dimensions: Oh. Uh, about 6' tall and rectangular—you know, pillow-shaped.

BioWare Is Finally Selling Garrus Body Pillows On The Mass Effect Store. ... As a body pillow, at least he'll always be there for you when you need a comfy shoulder to lean on.

Fans of Mass Effect and Turian love interest Garrus Vakarian are in luck. The BioWare gear store has a body pillow cover for sale that shows the beloved squad mate in bed, in two different poses.

Technically, BioWare is selling Garrus body pillowcases—pillow sold separately. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here’s how it works. Back on ...

You Can Now Buy A Full-Body ‘Mass Effect’ Garrus Pillow. $30 can’t buy you much in 2019. Sure, it can buy you a smaller indie game or two. Maybe dinner for ...

The Mass Effect body pillow saga starts with a 2014 April Fools Day gag, in which BioWare joked that a full-sized Garrus pillow was available for purchase. This pillow was meant to be in the style ...

A new run of Mass Effect body pillow covers is in stock in the BioWare store, after "wave one" sold out at some point in the past. You can choose Garrus or Tali, both in similarly sultry poses.Not ...

BioWare is selling its second Mass Effect dakimakura, aka a body pillow case, and it features Tali. The original one is of Garrus.

Mass Effect fans have long debated who the best girl is. The sophisticated Mass Effect fan agrees it’s between Liara or Tali. Maybe Miranda. Maybe. Ashley, Jack, Traynor, Samara, or anyone else ...

To the uninitiated, a photo of an attractive alien lady may seem pretty rudimentary in comparison to other, more showy BioWare products like a Garrus Vakarian body pillow, but the photograph holds ...