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That's because these absolutely awful jokes are so bad, they're good ... What do you call a cow missing a leg? Lean beef. Why shouldn’t you argue with a T-Rex? You’ll get jurass-kicked.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk ... Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up. I know a lot of jokes about retired people ...

There’s something timeless about a truly bad joke — stay with us ... They’re always quacking jokes. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Why did the horse go behind the tree?

Jane explains away her last failed relationship as further evidence that men, like bulls, won’t try the same cow twice. In this case, Greg Kinnear plays the commitment-phobe bull, and Judd plays ...

A spelling bee, of course. What do you get from a selfish cow? Spoiled milk. So, settle in and warm up those knees, because with so many bad jokes, they're about to get their fair share of slapping.

But, of course, they also make us chuckle. Bad jokes can be short, corny or punny, and some of them deliver the best one-liners ever. What’s not to love? If you’re a sucker for a good bad joke ...

Use these bad jokes to brighten someone's day ... What do you get from a selfish cow? Spoiled milk. Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? She couldn't control her pupils.