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Jane explains away her last failed relationship as further evidence that men, like bulls, won’t try the same cow twice. In this case, Greg Kinnear plays the commitment-phobe bull, and Judd plays ...

A spelling bee, of course. What do you get from a selfish cow? Spoiled milk. So, settle in and warm up those knees, because with so many bad jokes, they're about to get their fair share of slapping.

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Use these bad jokes to brighten someone's day ... What do you get from a selfish cow? Spoiled milk. Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor? She couldn't control her pupils.