Unless, of course, you’re Sterling Archer, who tries to show his generous side as a way of getting out of such a situation and restoring goodwill.

To commemorate their dysfunctional relationship, here are six Sterling Archer quotes to help remind you how to deal with your mother. For When You’re Embarrassed “No, just half of one!

Pam: Awwww, you know his wife left him! For you, Archer, because you screwed her tits off at the precinct cookout! So then she thought the two of you would get married and live happily ever after ...

Popular Archer Quotes Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles? Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction ...

Archer‘s Season 12 finale paid tribute to Jessica Walter after the actress’s death earlier this year. Her time as Malory Archer was beloved by fans as the long-running sitcom completed another ...

Archer: the 15 funniest quotes Secret agent Sterling Archer is one of TV’s greatest jerks. Here, as the adult animation returns for a sixth season in the US, we celebrate some of his most ...

"Archer" might be the most quotable show on television right now. So if you aren't integrating quotes from it into your everyday life, that's just babytown frolics. See what we did there? These ...

Malory Archer. It’s fitting that the least maternal matriarch since Arrested Development’s Lucille Bluth share the scrumptiously noxious deliveries of Jessica Walters.