Charlie: This is serious, Alan. I could lose her. Alan: Wow. And you care? Charlie: I love her, Alan. She's the only one I thought I might eventually wind up with. Alan: "Eventually wind up with ...

Alan: Your husband's a dummy. Rose: To be fair, he wasn't the one who was fooled by a mannequin. Permalink: Your husband's a dummy.To be fair, he wasn't the one who was ...